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If you stick a ferret down your trousers it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise when it nips your crown jewels, so it’s no great shock that Tottenham’s appointment of a conservative, counter-attacking manager did not lead to them playing the kind of liquid football all involved with the club were hoping to see after the departure of JosĂ© Mourinho. Continue reading...