The Guardian - Today’s tittle-tattle is stuck fast with six months’ worth of fluff
Start all the clocks, plug in the telephone … Joe Willock’s to sign following his half-season loan. Yes, the Mill’s back, albeit operating on pandemic-enforced “half-power” mode.
“Where have you been? What have we missed? Feed me etc,” we hear you cry (one email and counting). To bring you up to speed, the window so far has been a typically elaborate session of Cones of Dunshire, with long pre-announced England striker departure getting messy and Lionel Messi testing the salt-water-repelling properties of a lectern as he laments leaving Barcelona, (checks notes) contrary to his wishes. Continue reading...
